GEORGE: (To guard) Tired?
GUARD: No.
GEORGE: How come uh, no chair?
GUARD: What?
GEORGE: I, I couldn’t help but notice that uh you don’t have a chair.
GUARD: I don’t need a chair.
GEORGE: No I didn’t mean to imply that you did. You’re obviously a very well
proportioned individual. I was just wondering, have they ever offered you a chair?
GUARD: Nope.
GEORGE: Would you like a chair?
GUARD: I suppose if they gave me one I’d sit down.
GEORGE: Ah ha, Ah ha. You would, wouldn’t you?
GUARD: Obviously I’d rather sit than stand, if that’s what your asking.
GEORGE: That’s exactly my point.
GUARD: Well who wouldn’t?
GEORGE: Cause I tell you, frankly, I would like to walk in here one day and find
you sitting down. (Starts to walk out of the store) That would give me a lot of
pleasure. Call me crazy!!(via The Maestro)
